HOT TAKE: Senior Week is stupid

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
08/09/2016 at 00:12 • Filed to: None

FACT: Most ya’llz on Gawker have been out of high school, if not college, for years (an extremely select few may still be in college or just recent graduates). All ya’llz are grown-ass people. You know, grown-ups . So unless you mean to tell me ya’llz be senior-frickin’-citizens cut this nonsense out.

FACT: You use the entire blog day in day out to voice your opinions on what’s shitty in pop culture anyway. It’s literally the raison d’etre for not only Deadspin but literally, without exception, all of its spinoff blogs (c’mon, you’re not going to tell me Concourse or Adequate Man is for absolutely anything else - hell Adequate Man is just a rip-off of Regular Car Reviews but for non-cars, and RCR is just weird, postmodern complaining about car things with even weirder, out-of-left field sexual innuendo that would make Harry S. Plinkett from Red Letter Media blush). It’s most of why Gawker exists, down to how Gawker got its frickin’ name in the first place. All ya’llz lookin’ for is an excuse to plaster your weak-ass Senior Week logo onto everything.

FACT: Ya’llz is a perfectly ballin’ word, bitches.

Yeah that’s all I got.

DISCUSSION (32)

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:13

wut

Chasaboo > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:19

If you’re older than 16, I’m in shock.

Berang > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:25

whats a seniro week

scoob > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:25

These are the facts, people?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:26

Yeah?!

Well you're mom!!!

Dusty Ventures > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
08/09/2016 at 00:36

*your

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:36

Old people just want to feel young and relevant again.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/09/2016 at 00:40

And forget about joint pains.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
08/09/2016 at 00:43

Right you are. Now let’s go yell at some clouds.

XJDano > Dusty Ventures
08/09/2016 at 00:43

Maybe he is saying OP is mom. ?

Wut?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:46

I don’t understand. What is senior week and why is it relevant to Gawker media being sold?

sdwarf36 > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/09/2016 at 00:46

No we don’t.

Now get off my lawn!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/09/2016 at 00:47

No I have to tell kids to get off my lawn instead and talk about how nickels had bumblebees on them back in the day.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dusty Ventures
08/09/2016 at 00:49

OH DAMN SON, HE JUST CORRECTED YOUR GRAMMAR!

Dusty Ventures > sdwarf36
08/09/2016 at 00:56

Shouldn’t you have been asleep five hours ago?

notsomethingstructural > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 00:57

I like it. I’m not nearly as tenured as a lot of folk around here, but as someone who started to come around during the “IDGAF” years and has watched that change demonstrably, it’s nice to see a brief return to the roots.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > sdwarf36
08/09/2016 at 01:00

I can’t hear you I’m yelling at clouds with uncle vanos... Wait. Nope. Either I lost my spectacles or he’s yelling at kids to get off of his lawn.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
08/09/2016 at 01:01

I prefer to tell them about my walk to school.

Birddog > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 01:01

I saw that this morning too. Seems like an excuse to add filler content by tossing some reruns out there.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/09/2016 at 01:04

Uphill both ways barefoot in 5 degree F blizzards.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
08/09/2016 at 01:10

You must have also gone to my school. Although sometimes I rode a bicycle to school. Just because. In said blizzard of course. The kind with the really pokey pedals and an enormous front wheel. Barefoot.

McMike > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 05:27

I would rather read Senior week stuff than have a page filled with non-related shares from other blogs.

jimz > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 06:48

the sad thing is that Gawker (and its writers) seem to expect us to feel sorry for them about this whole thing. They shit their own bed, they can lie in it.

sdwarf36 > Dusty Ventures
08/09/2016 at 07:06

I had to get up to pee.

Viggen > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/09/2016 at 07:59

That’s luxury. I had to bike up hill both ways on square wheels through snow covered mine fields in no mans land while old men yelled at me about biking through the shell crater that was their lawn.

Frenchlicker > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/09/2016 at 08:46

I believe it relates to the tradition where high school seniors finish up stuff they need to do to graduate and then fuck off the last week before graduation.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/09/2016 at 09:05

Hot take: the apostrophe in y’allz should be in the same place as in y’all, because most people are contracting “y(ou) al(l)“ and not “ya al(l)“. Pronouncing a double a like that in the first place is like stuttering - or being a Klingon. On the other hand, the Z is extremely legit: the 90s have told us this.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Viggen
08/09/2016 at 09:28

Oh so you’re from Chernobyl?

WiscoProud > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/09/2016 at 11:06

It basically allowing the writers to do what they like considering no one knows what's going to happen after the auction. I.e. senior week in high school, which is typically the last week before graduation.

Viggen > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/09/2016 at 12:01

Verdun.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike
08/10/2016 at 11:55

the word about horses needed to get out!!!

OPPOsaurus WRX > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
08/11/2016 at 07:33

Most ya’llz on Gawker have been out of high school, if not college, for years

thanks for the reminder jackass